Need a cologne matched only by your overly dramatic acting? Spray on a little Tiberius! In need of a fragrance that ripens your sex appeal every 7 years? Try a little Pon Farr! Tired of being abandoned and left for dead after every encounter? Then give Red Shirt a try!

I kid you not.

As a part of the the promotion for the new film, GenkiWear LLC is developing three new colognes called Tiberius, Pon Farr and Red Shirt, celebrating the original Star Trek series.

And the merchandising madness doesn’t stop there.

Hopefully they aren’t planning Saurian brandy flavored lollipops. Then again, put me in for a box 🙂